I Think I Wanna Join The Football Team

overdramatic-actor:

You like being this way?

i do… i dont have to lie about liking women or have to try to get girls attention. Or have to work so hard to compete you know?


I Think I Wanna Join The Football Team

overdramatic-actor:

Sorry babe. As much as I’m enjoying this, I want to be normal.

To be honest, ive never felt more normal and like myself in my life


I Think I Wanna Join The Football Team

overdramatic-actor:

You know this isn’t going to last forever.

Excuse me weatherwoman, please stop raining on my parade


I Think I Wanna Join The Football Team

Me gusta.


So this is Tumblr?

friendly-neighborhood-dante:

Way to butcher the Spanish language, Lopez.

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Oh come off it Dante, live a little.


So this is Tumblr?

friendly-neighborhood-dante:

……Please put that away. I don’t- dude. No. No me gusta.

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I dont give a fuck what you gusta.


*Screams*

angel-aubrey:

Shouldn’t I be Papi for the week? 

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So this is Tumblr?

friendly-neighborhood-dante:

Just because we’re not all brain-dead jocks, Santana, doesn’t mean you have to rub your newfound love of cock in our faces.

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Im just making the best of a situation bro, plus i got a fucking epic bod, and cock i might add. This motherfucker could move mountains.


*Screams*

angel-cam:

*shudder*

You’re just lucky. I don’t know what to do with these parts.

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Im not discussing the birds and the bees with you Cam.


So this is Tumblr?

friendly-neighborhood-dante:

Sucks that I have to show up as a dude.

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Speak for yourself.